Wednesday, December 17, 2008

THE SEXIEST INDIE MUSICIAN GUY IN PORTLAND 2008

Calling all CIMTB bloggers and readers, it's the end of the year. The Merc has their Top 5 Albums of 2008 -- as elected by YOU so be sure to check and add YOUR BAND -- and your favorites that are not you! (did they take note from our tit-for-tat /group hug). Let us ring in the new year proper:

Let's make a Portland's Sexiest Indie Musician Guy list!

Guys and Girls! Please feel free to nominate your favorite super sexually attractive, slutty ho-bag, nasty daddy yum yum, skanky dirty gutter grease stained hump-m-bumb machine, filthy awesome, grrrr naughty naughty, hottie guy in Portland, OR.

SEX SEX SEX SEX yeah you love it I know you love it give it to me nasty yeah!

MY GOALS:
  1. Boost ratings.
  2. Objectify men.
  3. Get some Real Talk up in here.
  4. Find out who we LOVE in a naughty way.
  5. Get it out of my system so I can focus on the music. You may find this process therapeutic as well...

Not sexy:



Sexy:



Anonymous nominations WILL BE COUNTED! So sex it up bitches!
HEY STRAIGHT GUYS YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A MAN CRUSH LET YOURS KNOW HOW MUCH YOU "ADMIRE" THEM!


34 comments:

Adam Steinfink said...

I nominate Aaron from We're From Japan.

!!!Hot Aaron!!!

Anonymous said...

Skyler Norwood. DUH!

Amber Dawn said...

I'd like to nominate Matt Spencer and Jon Jurow from Chrome Wings and Zach from New Century Schoolbook. Can I pick 3?

Ste. Goldie said...

Pick as many as you like! It's your fantasy ;-)

Ben Meyercord said...

David Kyle!

PC-PDX.com said...

That Rob guy from the Taxpayers is one sexy piece of man candy. I get text messages from 15 year old girls ALL THE TIME saying "Ohhh, i'm on the MAX with Rob Taxpayer" ... "OoOH, Rob Taxpayer..".
Yeah, Rob Taxpayer: fuck that guy.

Evy Metal said...

All 4 members of black mercies! BB, Colby, Storm and Caleb. Uh huh.

Ste. Goldie said...

Hey Evy - Have you added your Top 5 to the Mercury list of best albums of 2008?

swiss miss said...

My vote goes to that hottie from Westfold... which hottie you ask?

MARK PALUMBO!!!

ezra said...

This is either the greatest idea ever, or this blog is turning into Maxim. I can't tell. Either way, I anxiously await the photo shoot and sexy local musician calendar.

Ste. Goldie said...

Don't be shy Ezra. Who makes you feel naughty?

emilywilde said...

Tony Reyes from Westfold!

Maria said...

I vote for Adam Steinfink. Arrrrr! Is there a calendar in the works? I want a calendar of just Adam, a la Kim Kardashian.

Thank you for asking the vital questions.

Ste. Goldie said...

Maria - We can accidentally distribute to every newsstand in Portland...

Dovely said...

Bill Slater from Grails... an old crush of mine

Dr. Something said...

Jake Anderson

Anonymous said...

I think Michael Rockstar should win.

Anonymous said...

I like Ezra's idea of a calendar - maybe you can use the Mercury's printing stock.

My votes:

Josh Hodges of Starfucker

James Mitchell of Nurses

Westin Glass of the Thermals

Anonymous said...

I vote for Westin Glass of the Thermals. He's new and hot.

Anonymous said...

Scotty Gervais from the Fenbi International Superstars

Anonymous said...

Fenbi International Superstars drummer. Scotty=yummy.

Anonymous said...

Scotty from Fenbi!!

Or any member from Westfold, they all got goin' on!

Anonymous said...

nick vicario

Whit Danger said...

yeah, scotty gervais from fenbi ;)

Anonymous said...

Josh Hodges, end of story. Everyone I know is obsessed with that guy.

Nilina said...

When does this get tallied up? I expect either a post with an exclusive photoshoot of all the winners or a 2009 calendar available for purchase at Powell's and Everyday Music. I will be buying. It will be the only gift i give this year.

Ste. Goldie said...

Nilina - Who did you vote for?

Anonymous said...

Ryan from Starfucker

Anonymous said...

Josh from Starfucker.

Anonymous said...

james mitchell!!!

TT said...

James Mitchell!!

Anonymous said...

James mitchell from nurses >_<

Anonymous said...

James mitchell from nurses >_<

Anonymous said...

Chris Lay. the dude is hot. check him out at:

ChrisLayMusic.com