Let's make a Portland's Sexiest Indie Musician Guy list!
Guys and Girls! Please feel free to nominate your favorite super sexually attractive, slutty ho-bag, nasty daddy yum yum, skanky dirty gutter grease stained hump-m-bumb machine, filthy awesome, grrrr naughty naughty, hottie guy in Portland, OR.
SEX SEX SEX SEX yeah you love it I know you love it give it to me nasty yeah!
MY GOALS:
- Boost ratings.
- Objectify men.
- Get some Real Talk up in here.
- Find out who we LOVE in a naughty way.
- Get it out of my system so I can focus on the music. You may find this process therapeutic as well...
Not sexy:
Sexy:
Anonymous nominations WILL BE COUNTED! So sex it up bitches!
HEY STRAIGHT GUYS YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A MAN CRUSH LET YOURS KNOW HOW MUCH YOU "ADMIRE" THEM!
34 comments:
I nominate Aaron from We're From Japan.
!!!Hot Aaron!!!
Skyler Norwood. DUH!
I'd like to nominate Matt Spencer and Jon Jurow from Chrome Wings and Zach from New Century Schoolbook. Can I pick 3?
Pick as many as you like! It's your fantasy ;-)
David Kyle!
That Rob guy from the Taxpayers is one sexy piece of man candy. I get text messages from 15 year old girls ALL THE TIME saying "Ohhh, i'm on the MAX with Rob Taxpayer" ... "OoOH, Rob Taxpayer..".
Yeah, Rob Taxpayer: fuck that guy.
All 4 members of black mercies! BB, Colby, Storm and Caleb. Uh huh.
Hey Evy - Have you added your Top 5 to the Mercury list of best albums of 2008?
My vote goes to that hottie from Westfold... which hottie you ask?
MARK PALUMBO!!!
This is either the greatest idea ever, or this blog is turning into Maxim. I can't tell. Either way, I anxiously await the photo shoot and sexy local musician calendar.
Don't be shy Ezra. Who makes you feel naughty?
Tony Reyes from Westfold!
I vote for Adam Steinfink. Arrrrr! Is there a calendar in the works? I want a calendar of just Adam, a la Kim Kardashian.
Thank you for asking the vital questions.
Maria - We can accidentally distribute to every newsstand in Portland...
Bill Slater from Grails... an old crush of mine
Jake Anderson
I think Michael Rockstar should win.
I like Ezra's idea of a calendar - maybe you can use the Mercury's printing stock.
My votes:
Josh Hodges of Starfucker
James Mitchell of Nurses
Westin Glass of the Thermals
I vote for Westin Glass of the Thermals. He's new and hot.
Scotty Gervais from the Fenbi International Superstars
Fenbi International Superstars drummer. Scotty=yummy.
Scotty from Fenbi!!
Or any member from Westfold, they all got goin' on!
nick vicario
yeah, scotty gervais from fenbi ;)
Josh Hodges, end of story. Everyone I know is obsessed with that guy.
When does this get tallied up? I expect either a post with an exclusive photoshoot of all the winners or a 2009 calendar available for purchase at Powell's and Everyday Music. I will be buying. It will be the only gift i give this year.
Nilina - Who did you vote for?
Ryan from Starfucker
Josh from Starfucker.
james mitchell!!!
James Mitchell!!
James mitchell from nurses >_<
James mitchell from nurses >_<
Chris Lay. the dude is hot. check him out at:
ChrisLayMusic.com
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