(UPDATED PAYPAL INSTRUCTIONS) Portland's Sexiest Indie Musician Guy Calendar ON SALE NOW! Woo hooooo!

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Crappy Indie Music -- The Blog! Presents:

Portland's Sexiest Indie Musician Guy
March 2009 - February 2010 Calendar

• This calendar is 11x17, coil bound at top and perfect for framing.
  
• It runs March 2009 - February 2010.
  
• It's printed in Portland, Oregon on 100% recycled paper.
  
• This calendar is not massed produced. You won't find this at Borders, Powell's or anywhere else fine calendars are sold.
  
• This is a definite collectors item.
  
• Not to sound 100% cheesy but this would make a great gift for your favorite music nerd and/or anyone who is in love with Portland, portraits of men in their undies, genuine indie calendars and of course our very special and vast music community
• extra Portland flavor added to every month!
  
• Each of these beautiful photo's represents an unique interpretation of sexy ie; Sexy hot, sexy weird, sexy beautiful, sexy raunchy...
  
• This is the first indie musician calendar EVER! I'm not kidding! (If you can find one other than this I will give you a free I (anatomical heart) Crappy Indie Music t-shirt!)
• These will be mailed by hand, by me!
• $25 each plus $6 (whoa it cost way more than I thought to mail this puppy!) for S&H***

The musician guys include members of AristeiA, Starfucker, Y la bamba, The Fenbi International Superstars, The Slants, Rush-N-Disco, Lost Sparrows, Hearts and Minutes, Boy Eats Drum Machine, Evil Doer and musician's Kevin Moyer and David Kyle. The photographers are Liz Macgregor, Alanna Hylton, Nilina Campbell-Mason, G*Force, Kim Haggstrom and Josh Drescher. Calendar design by (me) Ste. Goldie

please email me if you have any questions: goldiedavich@gmail.com

***When you click on "Buy Now" you will be directed to the PAYPAL login page. I'm not sure how to get a round that. Sign in or sign up. Come back to the blog and click the link to buy the calendar. I gotta figure out how to change that. Email me with any questions***

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Get out the Vote: Sexiest Guy contest ends 1/10/09

We've are in the home stretch. The votes continue to trickle in for THE SEXIEST MUSICIAN GUY IN PORTLAND 2008

So far:
ALL OF We're From Japan!
Scotty Gervais from The Fenbi International Superstars
Nick Vicario of Autistic Youth ( <--nice name) Westin Glass of the Thermals Josh Hodges of Starfucker James Mitchell of Nurses BB, Colby, Storm and Caleb From Black Mercies Adam Steinfink of AristeiA Bill Slater from Grails Jake Anderson (huh? somebody please send a link to this guy)* Michael Rockstar (what?) Westfold - 1 vote from MP and 1 vote for Toneeey
Front runner "Hottie" Scotty Gervais of The Fenbi International Superstars

if your guy is totally obscure and/or has 23 friends on their myspace please include a link to a photo if you really really really really really think that they are hot so dat i kin sho dem peeps... -- Ste. Goldie

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this song makes me horny for Santa

Two sexy things:

1. we are taking nominations for The Sexiest Indie Musician Guy in Portland

AND

2. Ben Meyercord shared with me a Christmas song that rocks...

Adam Steinfink Vs Robert Plant:





xoxo - Ste. Goldie

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THE SEXIEST INDIE MUSICIAN GUY IN PORTLAND 2008

Calling all CIMTB bloggers and readers, it's the end of the year. The Merc has their Top 5 Albums of 2008 -- as elected by YOU so be sure to check and add YOUR BAND -- and your favorites that are not you! (did they take note from our tit-for-tat /group hug). Let us ring in the new year proper:

Let's make a Portland's Sexiest Indie Musician Guy list!

Guys and Girls! Please feel free to nominate your favorite super sexually attractive, slutty ho-bag, nasty daddy yum yum, skanky dirty gutter grease stained hump-m-bumb machine, filthy awesome, grrrr naughty naughty, hottie guy in Portland, OR.

SEX SEX SEX SEX yeah you love it I know you love it give it to me nasty yeah!

MY GOALS:

1. Boost ratings.
2. Objectify men.
   
3. Get some Real Talk up in here.
4. Find out who we LOVE in a naughty way.
5. Get it out of my system so I can focus on the music. You may find this process therapeutic as well...
   

Not sexy:


Sexy:


Anonymous nominations WILL BE COUNTED! So sex it up bitches!
HEY STRAIGHT GUYS YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A MAN CRUSH LET YOURS KNOW HOW MUCH YOU "ADMIRE" THEM!

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