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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

THE SEXIEST INDIE MUSICIAN GUY IN PORTLAND 2008

Calling all CIMTB bloggers and readers, it's the end of the year. The Merc has their Top 5 Albums of 2008 -- as elected by YOU so be sure to check and add YOUR BAND -- and your favorites that are not you! (did they take note from our tit-for-tat /group hug). Let us ring in the new year proper:

Let's make a Portland's Sexiest Indie Musician Guy list!

Guys and Girls! Please feel free to nominate your favorite super sexually attractive, slutty ho-bag, nasty daddy yum yum, skanky dirty gutter grease stained hump-m-bumb machine, filthy awesome, grrrr naughty naughty, hottie guy in Portland, OR.

SEX SEX SEX SEX yeah you love it I know you love it give it to me nasty yeah!

MY GOALS:
  1. Boost ratings.
  2. Objectify men.
  3. Get some Real Talk up in here.
  4. Find out who we LOVE in a naughty way.
  5. Get it out of my system so I can focus on the music. You may find this process therapeutic as well...

Not sexy:


Sexy:


Anonymous nominations WILL BE COUNTED! So sex it up bitches!
 HEY STRAIGHT GUYS YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A MAN CRUSH LET YOURS KNOW HOW MUCH YOU "ADMIRE" THEM!
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34 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 18, 2008 at 1:45 AM

    I nominate Aaron from We're From Japan.

    !!!Hot Aaron!!!

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  2. AnonymousDecember 18, 2008 at 2:56 PM

    Skyler Norwood. DUH!

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  3. Amber DawnDecember 18, 2008 at 3:40 PM

    I'd like to nominate Matt Spencer and Jon Jurow from Chrome Wings and Zach from New Century Schoolbook. Can I pick 3?

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  4. Goldie DavichDecember 18, 2008 at 3:44 PM

    Pick as many as you like! It's your fantasy ;-)

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  5. Ben MeyercordDecember 18, 2008 at 3:50 PM

    David Kyle!

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  6. PC-PDX.comDecember 18, 2008 at 5:30 PM

    That Rob guy from the Taxpayers is one sexy piece of man candy. I get text messages from 15 year old girls ALL THE TIME saying "Ohhh, i'm on the MAX with Rob Taxpayer" ... "OoOH, Rob Taxpayer..".
    Yeah, Rob Taxpayer: fuck that guy.

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  7. AnonymousDecember 18, 2008 at 5:59 PM

    All 4 members of black mercies! BB, Colby, Storm and Caleb. Uh huh.

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  8. Goldie DavichDecember 18, 2008 at 7:41 PM

    Hey Evy - Have you added your Top 5 to the Mercury list of best albums of 2008?

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  9. swiss missDecember 18, 2008 at 10:06 PM

    My vote goes to that hottie from Westfold... which hottie you ask?

    MARK PALUMBO!!!

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  10. AnonymousDecember 19, 2008 at 11:25 AM

    This is either the greatest idea ever, or this blog is turning into Maxim. I can't tell. Either way, I anxiously await the photo shoot and sexy local musician calendar.

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  11. Goldie DavichDecember 19, 2008 at 11:53 AM

    Don't be shy Ezra. Who makes you feel naughty?

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  12. UnknownDecember 20, 2008 at 11:07 AM

    Tony Reyes from Westfold!

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  13. UnknownDecember 21, 2008 at 3:54 PM

    I vote for Adam Steinfink. Arrrrr! Is there a calendar in the works? I want a calendar of just Adam, a la Kim Kardashian.

    Thank you for asking the vital questions.

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  14. Goldie DavichDecember 22, 2008 at 1:14 AM

    Maria - We can accidentally distribute to every newsstand in Portland...

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  15. AnonymousDecember 23, 2008 at 6:51 AM

    Bill Slater from Grails... an old crush of mine

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  16. AnonymousDecember 24, 2008 at 1:20 AM

    Jake Anderson

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  17. AnonymousDecember 24, 2008 at 8:19 AM

    I think Michael Rockstar should win.

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  18. AnonymousDecember 27, 2008 at 3:03 AM

    I like Ezra's idea of a calendar - maybe you can use the Mercury's printing stock.

    My votes:

    Josh Hodges of Starfucker

    James Mitchell of Nurses

    Westin Glass of the Thermals

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  19. AnonymousDecember 27, 2008 at 10:28 AM

    I vote for Westin Glass of the Thermals. He's new and hot.

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  20. AnonymousDecember 27, 2008 at 12:42 PM

    Scotty Gervais from the Fenbi International Superstars

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  21. AnonymousDecember 27, 2008 at 3:31 PM

    Fenbi International Superstars drummer. Scotty=yummy.

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  22. AnonymousDecember 28, 2008 at 11:17 AM

    Scotty from Fenbi!!

    Or any member from Westfold, they all got goin' on!

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  23. AnonymousJanuary 1, 2009 at 4:26 PM

    nick vicario

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  24. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2009 at 6:54 PM

    yeah, scotty gervais from fenbi ;)

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  25. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2009 at 12:17 AM

    Josh Hodges, end of story. Everyone I know is obsessed with that guy.

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  26. NilinaJanuary 6, 2009 at 1:04 AM

    When does this get tallied up? I expect either a post with an exclusive photoshoot of all the winners or a 2009 calendar available for purchase at Powell's and Everyday Music. I will be buying. It will be the only gift i give this year.

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  27. Goldie DavichJanuary 6, 2009 at 12:26 PM

    Nilina - Who did you vote for?

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  28. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2009 at 1:45 PM

    Ryan from Starfucker

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  29. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2009 at 6:26 PM

    Josh from Starfucker.

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  30. AnonymousJanuary 7, 2009 at 12:18 PM

    james mitchell!!!

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  31. TTJanuary 7, 2009 at 12:43 PM

    James Mitchell!!

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  32. AnonymousJanuary 7, 2009 at 5:20 PM

    James mitchell from nurses >_<

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  33. AnonymousJanuary 7, 2009 at 5:21 PM

    James mitchell from nurses >_<

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  34. AnonymousJanuary 10, 2009 at 7:34 PM

    Chris Lay. the dude is hot. check him out at:

    ChrisLayMusic.com

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